what girls think guys do at sleepovers:
- play xbox
- rate girls at their school
- smoke weed
what guys really do at sleepovers:
- gay sex
- anal fisting
- make out sessions
(via hallowqueenie)
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
the best of orange is the new black (part one)
Oh my god what will i do when this show ends, im gonna give up on life
ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire
(via satansdaisy)
